This guy rolls up, decked out in sunglasses and a hawaiian shirt. I do a check on him and find out he's a vampire. I am instantly reminded of that dork in Fright Night II who couldn't seem to get it right, no matter how hard he tried...
(name changed to protect the guilty)
[2009/05/24 5:39] Marie Resch: hello
[2009/05/24 5:39] dorkyguy Blackheart: how are you doing
[2009/05/24 5:39] Marie Resch: just fine and you?
[2009/05/24 5:39] dorkyguy Blackheart: you are hot
[2009/05/24 5:40] Marie Resch: um...thanks.
[2009/05/24 5:40] dorkyguy Blackheart: would you like to go somewhere quiet
[2009/05/24 5:40] Marie Resch: no.
[2009/05/24 5:41] dorkyguy Blackheart: somehwere busy
[2009/05/24 5:41] Marie Resch: *frowns* I am here on business. I happen to be Queen of my clan. Don't you think you're being just a little disrespectful?
I guess a pickup line like that actually works on certain impressionable individuals, from what I've been told...