Mother Nature, and some intrepid gardener, whose identity remains a secret, are being jointly sued by Heart Botanicals for copyright infringement.
The following is photographic evidence that the two conspired:
"We are declaring war!" said one of the Heart sisters.
Heart Botanicals produces landscaping and plant materials for use in the popular 3D interactive platform known as Second Life.
"We just know they stole our arrangement right off their hard drive and planted it right in their pond. They ought to be so ashamed of themselves!" said the other Heart sister. They went on to denegrate Real Life for having the nerve to harbor stolen content and advised that no one participate there.
Authorities are currently investigating this apparent blatant attempt to infringe on the Heart copyright regarding any arrangement of sword reeds and water lilies.
Mother Nature did not comment, but offered a sneer at hearing the news.
The gardener, meanwhile, simply offered up that the plants seemed to go well together and certainly complimented her pond. She had no clue that Heart Botanicals retained sole copyright to that particular arrangement.
Developments will be aired on the 11PM news.